Most of the family had all met up in Brizzle and we decided to go for a walk/golf/football/someone please decide what were doing, up at the place by the suspension bridge that I cant remember the name of as my memory is terrible (Mark: it was "Ashton Court"). Anyway after taking about an hour for us all to leave the house, including multiple outfit changes and trips to B&Q from various members of the Joy clan, we arrived at our destination. Unfortunately by this time Lisa had become furious with the whole situation, and had a big strop face on. Even more unfortunately when she stepped out of the car her first step was into am extremely loose dog excrement. She was wearing her new sandals.